Apparently, due to my increase in years, dear husband decided I needed a
I'll let that sink in a bit. And while it's sinking in, let me remind you of a few very important facts:
- He didn't even ask for a copy of my resume.
- Or any references.
- He never ran a drug test. Or background check.
- Nor did he conduct an interview...where he could have found out these important facts.
- I have been "retired" for more than 15 years.
- I have never ran a small business in my life.
- I do not have any actual experience in the syrup industry.
- Let's just call it like it is...I've never had experience in this thing called the work industry, period.
- Therefore, I may or may not really be qualified to run a syrup plant.
- Or even be married to an owner of a syrup plant.
- Or own my own stock in that syrup plant.
I do love the syrup. It was my PawPaw's favorite. That's the big reason behind how Temple suckered me into accepting this position. "Now, wouldn't your PawPaw be so proud?".
I even have a bunch of those letters behind my name now, a famcy schmancy title. Chief Operating Officer--responsible for daily operation of the company.
Which spells COO. Coo can be defined as "to make a low soft cry like a dove or pigeon".....
Yep, that's me. The one who has made a few soft cries during the course of the past two months while I have been learning all about the syrup company and how to run it. Acquiring the ingredients for the syrup, mixing the syrup, cooking a batch of the syrup, bottling the syrup, packaging the syrup, shipping the syrup, promoting the syrup, selling the syrup, meeting with chemical treatment folks, learning how to work a boiler room, taking apart a conveyor belt with sticky syrup, managing employees, changing out a labeling machine, running a pallet jack, creating a shipment stack, wrapping a shipment stack, etc. etc. etc.
Slow and steady.... I'm trying my hardest not to sink the Golden Eagle ship, and so far, I'm managing to keep my head above









