Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Presidential Wit

Harry Truman:

According to his stories, as a boy he couldn't play baseball because he had poor vision.  So he said, "Since I couldn't see the ball, they gave me a special job."

"What was that, Mr. President?', someone asked, "Cheerleader?"

"No," said Truman, "Umpire!"


**Believe me, I've seen a few blind umpires in my days....or at least they seemed to be blind.  :)

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